Random Quote Chuck Norris Actually Said: "I definitely feel I do have God in my corner." --Chuck Norris
Random Photo Chuck Norris Endorsed:
Commentary Chuck Norris Accepts: Rest assured that when not bracing himself against bear fu, Emperor Shang Tsung, or partaking in Medieval Times, Chuck Norris exudes his badassery to the extent that not even cheese grader toilet paper will faze his flesh. A man so in tune with his inner steel resolve that the golden floors of his five-story Outpost of Reckoning soften like butter beneath his steps, forever imprinting his greatness.
News Chuck Norris Allows to be Told: Polish folks honor Chuck Norris's birthday, for he is much better than a dead president that didn't like gay pride parades. Former president Lech Kaczynski's death has been overtly boo-hooed by his twin brother Jaroslaw for well over a year and critics are complaining its getting old. So, the people in response to this, have decided that they can celebrate action heroes' birthdays. They've also celebrated Steven Segal's birthday. LOL, Poland!
What Chuck Norris Tells Us Can be Learned from Today's Post: Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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