Today's Theme: Agh, Babies!

Random Fact: A blue female crab can lay up to one million eggs in a day.

Random Quote: "Babies everywhere!"  Go NutriGrain for successfully blending creepy with memorable.

Random Photo:

Commentary: Some people love to do pre-birth photos because it encapsulates the process of life itself growing and changing, developing into what the mother can only hope for will be the best.  And some people think that being naked in clown suspenders and pants is the only way to truly express that they can do whatever the hell they want to ruin that child's life with embarrassing photo memories in the future.

News Regarding Babies: "Baby Gaga" Ice Cream Lawsuit with Lady Gaga.  Ok, so technically it has very little to do with babies at all, but in my search for something current and baby-related, this caught my eye first.  It's exactly what it sounds like.  Using her image, where an obvious Gaga-esque figure is offering ice cream, it appears as though this may have been something she endorsed when she claims she didn't.  The man behind the ice cream wants to fight it, since he named the ice cream because it's made from HUMAN BREAST MILK and that's where the name's cleverness comes from.  This isn't the first time someone's tried this before (breast milk food that is), and even if he wins for not being accused of misrepresenting the celebrity's name, because in all honesty, parodies and other comedic jabs are completely legal, still, there is a big issue surrounding his ingredients.  Some people swear that it makes sense in the conservation and replenishment angle, some warn that you can get hepatitis from it, and the Soybean Mameshiba tells us that "breast milk tastes different at the beginning of a breast feeding session than at the end."  How do these folks know this? .... SCIENCE!


What Can Be Learned From Today's Post: Clown pants: DO NOT WANT.