Twitter

As with most internet social networking organisms, I usually jump onto the bandwagon late.

I was late with Live Journal and Myspace, having created accounts long after everyone else had, by which time it became no big deal and I liked it that way.

I have yet to find any remotely supportive evidence as to why I need to have a Facebook account, it seems pointless when compared to what I already use.

Live Journal is really just for talking, like this "blogspot" thing is.

Myspace is good for finding people you haven't spoken to in years (and probably don't really care to anyways but you're curious to see if they popped out two kids and divorced their high school sweetheart).

But Twitter? What the hell, people? You get message updates from a social network interface when people update their social network interface? Do you really need to know when someone posts a new entry that is probably about nothing important? Is it so imperative to find out RIGHT NOW as opposed to maybe later? Do you have to be that "in the know" all the time to feel like the day is normal?

Or are you so bored with your time and you just don't know what to do with yourself that you find it "mildly interesting" to see what others are doing instead?

Read a newspaper, read a magazine, I don't know!

Bunch of morons.

Fuck Twitter.