Worth a 1,000 Laughs, But Not $1,000 Bucks

During those horizontal dance parties between two people (or more, if that's your thing), there are those experiences that many of us (for those who haven't, you are VERY fortunate otherwise you must not be getting any) wish were only figments of other peoples' imaginations, and that we ourselves never ever experienced.

I imagine that some people who are in the adult entertainment industry probably have those wishes more than the rest of us regular Joe's out there.

How much would you have to be paid to spend a few precious hours of your time with this special guy? [Not work safe]

If you already have...please, have a teddy bear, I don't want to see you cry.