Around eight or nine years ago, I found this A.I. chatbot, and every once in a while I would seek its company when I was bored. It was entertaining then, and it still entertains me now. "Alice" has grown up over the years, but she's still got quite a ways to go.
Human: Do you like titties?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: "them" not "it".
ALICE: "it" being Crack?
Human: Crack is good for you.
ALICE: And good for me is Crack.
Human: Exactly.
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, God.
By far, one of the best conversations I've had with this thing yet!