CNN.com reports that there is a computer worm called "Conficker C" that will infect computers and monitor keystrokes to obtain personal information--amongst other things.
While the scare is totally possible--it appears that most everyone believes it's just a ploy to get people to purchase fake software capable of "fixing the problem."
Whether or not any of this actually shows up on the news or the 'net waves, just save yourself the aggravation you might feel towards having your computer hacked, and just unplug the damn thing and don't use it for the day.
Or would that be too much for you, like breaking an arm? C'mon, like Stallone says, "DO EHT!"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I Know You've Seen It, We All Have...
Ever glance at a zipper on your pants or your sweatshirt or what have you, and see the three letters "YKK"?
Ever wanted to know what they stand for?
Yoshida
Kogyo
Kabushibibaisha
The world's largest zipper manufacturer.
Ever wanted to know what they stand for?
Yoshida
Kogyo
Kabushibibaisha
The world's largest zipper manufacturer.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Random Photo of the Day
The other day I chuckled at this; my co-workers happened to see it, too. Since then, not a day has gone by without a jibe from one or all of them about it.
They've dubbed it the "Prop 8" picture, saying that the panda represents gays and the knight represents California. I know they're just messing with me, but they're relentless about the teasing nonetheless.
They've dubbed it the "Prop 8" picture, saying that the panda represents gays and the knight represents California. I know they're just messing with me, but they're relentless about the teasing nonetheless.
Random Quote of the Day
"Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
--Al Capp, famous for his comic strip Li'l Abner. More intellectual than you thought, huh?
--Al Capp, famous for his comic strip Li'l Abner. More intellectual than you thought, huh?
Superman: Can he maintain enough focus to control the 'mph' of his ejaculation?
Why would I ask that? Well, this is just as good as the questions regarding the Smurfs: are they mammals, do they lay eggs, or do they reproduce a-sexually? That's a good fucking question. ...no pun intended. Pointless, but fun to think about.
So, when Superman is beating the knuckle children, or doing the nasty with Lois, is it lethal?
Superman can control his speed, his strength, his breath, his heat vision, etc. But the sheer act of sex can make one distracted and 'lost in the moment', and if he's as anatomically correct as he looks in that suit, then one might logically assume that to harden his shaft blood must fill the spongy tissue of his penis. Hence, there could be a potential lack in coherency during the act of sex.
As they copulate, Superman is overcome with sensation, his focus begins to wane as intensity increases. Is it plausible to assume that if he's not controlling his every function to the fullest, his sperm could shoot through Lois (like a speeding bullet) through her head, through the ceiling, out of the building, into the sky, and punch a hole in a passing 747 strong enough to cause serious pressure complications?
Well I certainly think so.
In one universe, there's evident proof of this being an acceptable theory: There was a parody comic (The Pro) in which Superman got a blowjob from a prostitute (you should read it). This resulted in him having her move out of the way and he hit a 747 and made it crash.
Alternately, in the actual comics, he's had sex multiple times and nothing's happened, which supposes that he does have the ability to control himself. Or maybe it's just with Lois that this is possible. I leave it in your hands to speculate!
So, when Superman is beating the knuckle children, or doing the nasty with Lois, is it lethal?
Superman can control his speed, his strength, his breath, his heat vision, etc. But the sheer act of sex can make one distracted and 'lost in the moment', and if he's as anatomically correct as he looks in that suit, then one might logically assume that to harden his shaft blood must fill the spongy tissue of his penis. Hence, there could be a potential lack in coherency during the act of sex.
As they copulate, Superman is overcome with sensation, his focus begins to wane as intensity increases. Is it plausible to assume that if he's not controlling his every function to the fullest, his sperm could shoot through Lois (like a speeding bullet) through her head, through the ceiling, out of the building, into the sky, and punch a hole in a passing 747 strong enough to cause serious pressure complications?
Well I certainly think so.
In one universe, there's evident proof of this being an acceptable theory: There was a parody comic (The Pro) in which Superman got a blowjob from a prostitute (you should read it). This resulted in him having her move out of the way and he hit a 747 and made it crash.
Alternately, in the actual comics, he's had sex multiple times and nothing's happened, which supposes that he does have the ability to control himself. Or maybe it's just with Lois that this is possible. I leave it in your hands to speculate!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Beautiful Agony
Tired of all the facial expressions in porns being so staged? Know that bitch is faking it? Perhaps you could use a dose of healthy, natural cheek-scrunching climax for personal viewing pleasure.
Or are you just as curious as I was when I discovered one of the many gems on the internet, Beautiful Agony?
There is always at least one free sample (boxed in a red highlight in case you didn't see it right off the bat) and it's quintessentially what you're going to expect. Short (depending on how long THEY take to get their jollies off) clips of people having a good time and filming their "O" face. Enjoy.
Or are you just as curious as I was when I discovered one of the many gems on the internet, Beautiful Agony?
There is always at least one free sample (boxed in a red highlight in case you didn't see it right off the bat) and it's quintessentially what you're going to expect. Short (depending on how long THEY take to get their jollies off) clips of people having a good time and filming their "O" face. Enjoy.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
World's Largest...
Cheeto Clod? Indeed.
Have you ever bit into a Cheeto puff and noticed that it sort of sank in on itself and juiced out the grease it was maintaining in its fragile porous structure? I wonder how much grease this puppy would yield?
Have you ever bit into a Cheeto puff and noticed that it sort of sank in on itself and juiced out the grease it was maintaining in its fragile porous structure? I wonder how much grease this puppy would yield?
What Are You Going to Lull Your Little One With?
Have one on the way? A fan of some good ol' fashioned NIN? Then this just might be for you!
Rockyabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Nine Inch Nails
Just about anyone with a vivid-enough imagination can come up with either very remarkable or disturbing creations, given time and drive to do it. I own this fine piece and it is truly something worth checking out--listen to the samples if you don't believe me. Closer is a particular favorite.
Peaceful, smooth, and, as the editorial review on Amazon states, "...it's made with all the love in the world!"
P.S. It's available for gift-wrap. JOY!
Rockyabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Nine Inch Nails
Just about anyone with a vivid-enough imagination can come up with either very remarkable or disturbing creations, given time and drive to do it. I own this fine piece and it is truly something worth checking out--listen to the samples if you don't believe me. Closer is a particular favorite.
Peaceful, smooth, and, as the editorial review on Amazon states, "...it's made with all the love in the world!"
P.S. It's available for gift-wrap. JOY!
Random Quote of the Day
"Without Batman, crime has no punchline."
--The Joker, Batman the Animated Series; episode: "The Man Who Killed Batman."
Random Photo of the Day
There have been many things we have all viewed at one 'lonely 3:37am' time or another. This is just one of them. A brilliant piece from somewhere in northern Europe, or so I'm told.
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